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Name is Sierra. Ummm, toodles.
"Look like the innocent flower, be the serpent under it."-Lady Macbeth, Scene V "Macbeth"

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild
awwww-cute:

Unexpected Kiss
serescosmicos:

Drawing by Parfenova Lisa
shimadonna:



Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*
gigaguess:

Otter pocket raid cleverly disguised as snuggles.
"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."A Mental Illness Happy Hour (via l0nelym3rmaid)

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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